English, Hong Kong style…
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Hong Kong… Room Service (RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee" Guest (G ): "Yes……" (RS): "Dju witch true odor somefing??" (G ): "Uh..yes..I’d like some bacon and eggs" (RS): "How July it done peace?" (G ): "What??" (RS): "How July it done?… Fi, boy?" (G ): "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please." (RS): "Howbow bkan?" (G ): "Crisp will be fine." (RS): "O light. An some DOS?" (G): "What?" (RS ): "Dosee. July some DOS?" (G ): "I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘Door-C’ means." (RS): "Mmm……………Toes! toes!…" (G ): "O, you mean Toasts!….No, do you have something else?"
