Salsa Sam’s Rantings

End whatever comes to your mind with "…. in bed"

I’ve had a long day, gotta crash …in bed. So innocent.

I hate that girl …in bed. Whoa, really?

I wonder how good dancers are during the day when they work …in bed. Heh, heh.

Some people have a strange smell …in bed. Ha ha ha!

She’s smells really good, I wonder what perfume she uses …in bed. Oh-ho!

Whoa, look at that speed demon go, I wonder if [insert girls name]’s always so aggressive …in bed. Yum!

I’ve got so much work to do …in bed. Hah!

I love breakfast in bed …in bed. Didn’t work that one.

I love chicken! …in bed. Hmmm, not a bad idea, but I sound like a glutton… but, but, but, but it’s chicken!!

This is a great song …in bed. Well!

[On the dance floor:] Hey Mr DJ, Pump it up …in bed. Oh-er!

Oops, I did it again …in bed. Tsk, tsk, Britney!

I love mayonnaise …in bed. Oh dear.

Beautiful Mariaaaaaa …in bed. Ah!

She bangs, she bangs! …in bed. William Hung was quite ahead of his time.

Caught up in the rapture …in bed. A very horny Anita Baker.

Killing me softly …in bed. The Fugees’ anti-70’s revolution.

I can control my chi …in bed. Another reason to do Tai-Chi.

Going to the gym increases your stamina …in bed. A very good reason to go to the gym!!

Everything for RM5 …in bed. That RM5 shop in 1 Utama, starting a sexual revolution.

[Clearance Sale:] Everything must go! …in bed. You wonder why they’re clearing their store, those perverts!

[Aggressive Salesman:] Special deal, for you, I take off more …in bed. Desperate salesman, gotta meet monthly target, eh?

Don’t go tryin’, to try ta please me …in bed. Billy Joel after coming back from Buddist Temple.

I don’t get no… satisfaction …in bed. Samantha Fox after years of trying.

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