The Priest and his Super Chook!
There was a prist in a small village, who was very fond of the rooster and the 10 hens he kept at the back of the parish house. One Saturday night, the rooster went missing, and the priest suspected it had been stolen.
The next day, at the morning mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No," the priest said, "That wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No!" he said with annoyance. "That’s not what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no!" he said angrily. "That wasn’t what I meant, either."
"Has anybody seen my cock?!"
All the choirboys stood up.
